Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

Big dick energy

Penis that Stephanie is scared of .
…I love her x

Stephanie is afraid of KSIs BDE BIG DICK ENERGY

by Davidfr January 15, 2023

Dick

Cookie

Lemme get a dick

by Nathanial Young January 15, 2023

dick 6

When you think you’re going to fuck a girl, but she suddenly pulls out the strap on and fucks instead.

How was it last night? Aw man she pulled a dick 6 on me, I haven’t been able to sit normally ever since.

by dick6lover January 15, 2023

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023