dick

some thing you shouldn't know unless your a prev

and please go to church

wait why do i have to say dick

by 0E G G0 November 30, 2020

DICK

(i)A term used to show their anger when someone acts like a jerk.
(ii) An alternate way of saying "fuck you"

(iii) Your penis

(i) I can't believe that you're such a DICK!
(ii) You're such a dick I hate you!

(iii) Doctor: Sir, sorry to say, but you have Erectile Dysfunction
Patient: What does that mean?
Doctor: Your dick won't stand up anymore

by opusticmanitia June 11, 2021

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

Dick

Something the “perfect” guy doesn’t have

Brad was the one for the fine chick if only he had a dick

by Weirdshithappensman November 19, 2019

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019