chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.

Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”

by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021

sleepy dick

when a guys penis makes the woman tired or drowsy during sexual intercourse

woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened

other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick

by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023

Dick

Pp

I have a dick

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Dick

A way to say an insult to a human:

My dick is so hard its harder to withstand the Rock's eyebrow raise!

by CODBOD May 17, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"

Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect

by Definedbro May 15, 2016

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025