National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

National Give head Day

June 16th
Take your lover and give them head.

Friend 1: "Bro i can't wait to get home to my girliend!"
Friend 2: "oh yeah, it's National Give Head Day."

by Shinsuda June 15, 2021

National Hoe Day

On August 11th you can shake as much ass as you want, without anyone judging you!

Sarah- August 11th
Kay- Yes! It’s national hoe day!
Sarah- yesssss I finna shake this ass

by RealBhadie August 10, 2020

booty pic day

use this anytime for a booty pic from the most beautiful gorgeous goddess girl ever and she has to say yes

today february second is booty pic day

by idkbruh420 February 1, 2024

The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online

It was a cold, foggy and breezy day, the wind was moving the trees. The day already seemed to show that it is going to be be sad, and this moment in history shall be remembered forever, the clouds were dark, this was not an usual day, this is the day OpposingFork was not online, 25th October 2023. Truly, a sad day...

The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online is a poetic text made by no other than Dako himself. Praises to Dako for creating this inspiring and motivational poem, this is truly world changing and it deserves a nobel prize for showing the feeling of opposingfork not being online.

by Dako123 October 25, 2023

Beat A Jayden Day

Beat A Jayden Day is a day in the 8th of June. On this day you can beat anyone named Jayden and they cannot fight back nor run from the conflict.

Got any targets for "Beat A Jayden Day?"

by Bluestorm171 April 23, 2024

Bump Day

This national holiday commemorates the release of the coveted visual extravaganza for the groovy jam “Just Wanna Bump” by Antmann ft. Potential. It replaces the commonly known “hump day” for every Wednesday of the calendar year. The video was filmed, edited, and produced by Satawho (Satawho Productions). Enjoy!

Man 1: Ah rats! I wonder what I'm going to watch today on my lunch break.

Woman 1: I'm gonna watch an episode of Grey's Anatomy!

Man 2: MAN, IT'S BUMP DAY!!!!! Y'ALL BETTER WATCH THAT MUSIC VIDEO FOR "JUST WANNA BUMP" BY ANTMANN FT. POTENTIAL!

by flabbergasted whale June 11, 2024