shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023

Dick fucked

When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick

"that team is so bad at pvp, we just "dick fucked" them in the ass

by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021

Dick

Dick, the thing that goes inside of objects and makes baby’s

The dick went in the object

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Dirty dicked

When a female has unprotected sex with a male who doesn't know she very recently had unprotected sex with a different male who's cum is still inside of her.

I hooked up with this guy last night and he finished hella quick. I was still horny so I stopped by my exes house. He's an asshole but fucks me good. He deserves to be dirty dicked.

by Bust'nNuts May 29, 2024

Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.

She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014