The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
Get the rehearsal dickmug. 
metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
Get the swivel on my dickmug. by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023
Get the Jingle Dickmug. chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
Get the chickle dickmug. Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
Get the No dick Decembermug. "Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
by Brownblood March 17, 2023
Get the quickie dickmug.