Dirty Najm is great.
by Urbandictionary 1 July 05, 2023
The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
by inCozNito September 22, 2017
Having sex with a rise of kingdoms boydpillow
by B2igay March 14, 2023
A filthy move in hockey done by a very old hockey player in the locker room, mostly to cause the team to look away in disgust. Commonly sprizting is involved.
by Britwell42 November 23, 2021
The thickest girl you’ve ever seen her gyat is massive and she happens to be the best person in the world
by Iheartagent00 August 10, 2023
by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020
When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”
by yogibear1223 May 23, 2025