Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.
James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.
by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014
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Nipple Boner

"Damn I have a nipple boner"
by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019
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Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.
Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*
by CombineTheElite August 02, 2021
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turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt
Oh no I got a turd boner
by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018
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No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.
HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner
by S E N I P* June 13, 2022
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pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.
Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner
by Trisauce May 19, 2023
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Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer
My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6
by Awonymous November 19, 2019
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