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Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.
Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.
by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014
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crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner
"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"
by Cringe nation November 25, 2015
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Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.
I need Tyler in me, give me a Tyler Boner!!!!!
by addiisntracist May 27, 2023
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Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.
After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.
by JackTen October 3, 2019
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Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.
I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.
by Lance DangerTits December 30, 2016
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Jonah Boner

Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?

Jonah Boner helped me today.
by skytar December 5, 2017
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Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.
by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013
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