weed shower

WHEN YOU STEAL UR DADS WEED AND SMOKE MARIJUANA FOR THE FIRST TIME SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SINK SHOWER BEFORE HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND BEATS UR ASS

Ang knew she would be in deep shit if her dad found out she smoked his weed, so she took a weed shower to mask her smell.

by AngeliaPulliam April 8, 2017

Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.

Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"

by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020

slut weed

Mistletoe.

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 9, 2008

weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Weed

the answer to all in this fucked up world of ours

chris smoked some weed and started having a full body orgasm

by stay fried January 19, 2021

Claire weed

this person is pretty goofy and is pretty bad at math but she is still pretty cool 🤓 she goes to peoples houses just to take a nap, steal food, and steals your lunch as well. but that’s what makes her so special. 🔥

Claire weedie is Claire weedying today

by white man 310 November 20, 2023

Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022