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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
mugGet the Goblin Weedmug.

Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.
Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"
by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020
mugGet the Dee-weedmug.

Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.
This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.
by Seitan June 11, 2023
mugGet the Hillbilly Weedmug.

weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.
“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”
by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023
mugGet the weedingmug.

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.
Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now
by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021
mugGet the Weed Eatermug.

Weed

the answer to all in this fucked up world of ours
chris smoked some weed and started having a full body orgasm
by stay fried January 19, 2021
mugGet the Weedmug.

Sleep n Weed

When your tired or asleep and someone's hitting it while you do so and you can smell it.
Example:
"Yo David ? ,you hittin it ? I guess I'm ganna just Sleep n Weed."
by Dizzy8 September 2, 2016
mugGet the Sleep n Weedmug.

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