by HempFather July 12, 2025
Get the Double Unclemug. Uncle lore is when your uncle tells you the stories of his life in his youth. These seem amazing compared to your childhood.
Random Evening
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
by RandoInterneter December 5, 2024
Get the Uncle Loremug. Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
Get the Uncle Kellymug. Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020
Get the Uncle bromug. Fattest mother fucker alive with a perm, a rock hard belly, and a big 'ol cock. Also works at the VOC.
by Motorfoodoo December 12, 2013
Get the uncle louismug. Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019
Get the Uncle Gertrudemug. Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.
by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017
Get the uncle russmug.