by BigGDN June 28, 2022
Get the Tyler Witkowski mug.tylers are gay asf bro. i rerember we were once changing clothes and all of a sudden, tyler took his two fingers and splurged them up my booty cheeks. i clenched them up IMMEADIILY. he started moaning all of a sudden, and took his other hand and started beating it. He takes some fried chicken that fat ass when he does stuff like this and pretends he has two penises. , he goes barefoot everywhere and licks his grippers. as he has a fetish for that stuff. tyler looks like a monkey and has one of the smallest dingilings ever, clocking in at 0.1 micrometers.
"Tyler what are you doing? we need protection"
"don't worry, ill be careful"
"alright fine, but is it in yet? i cant feel anything"
"hol up wait ima get my backup pp"
"don't worry, ill be careful"
"alright fine, but is it in yet? i cant feel anything"
"hol up wait ima get my backup pp"
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Get the Tyler Joseph mug.The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old
by I live with toy cars November 20, 2021
Get the Tyler James Murphy mug.Tyler also known as Mineral Christ (the immaculate virgin) is the most intelligent being in all of the possible universes. The birther of Jesus, he also bears a grandson whom he shares with two pairs of grandparents.
His archnemeses are the Buddhists whom he holds in low regard.
His archnemeses are the Buddhists whom he holds in low regard.
Person 1: is Tyler working today?
Person 2: you mean the immaculate virgin, Mineral Christ?
Person 1: yea
Person 2: you mean the immaculate virgin, Mineral Christ?
Person 1: yea
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