twat

1. vagina.
2. a stupid or annoying person.
3. oral sex or blowjob.

he ate that twat up.
i wish the kid in class would stop bugging me and stop playing around he such a twat.
he gave her some good twat last night.

by newunit300 January 23, 2018

twit-twat kit-kat

a kit-kat made for a twit, a twat and a twit-twat

person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.

by garlicisepik February 12, 2023

Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.

Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat

by anonymous August 27, 2025

twat

addie weeks

“addie weeks is the hugest twat I know”

by peanut217 October 29, 2025

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015

Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.

"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."

by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017

quavving a twat

Going to McDonald's for a salad

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?

by Yaaaaasbitch1.0 September 18, 2016