Toe ball Tom

That guy that stands in the middle of the pitch fingering his butthole and mouth at the same time while screening bird sounds and toe balling everything including other players shins.

Toe ball tom over there had his finger so far up his ass that he can pull on his tongue.

by Twist 18 July 13, 2016

Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 16, 2021

Tom Special

When you take both doors on a vehicle off at one time to make one big door during extrication.

We used the Tom Special to get the passenger out of the car.

by Tom-Special April 26, 2024

Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.

IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is literally the most adorable person in the entire world. Some idiots don't think he's that cute but as I said they're idiots. Tomdaya aka Tom Holland and Zendaya may be a thing most people say they are but Tom and Zendaya say that they're only friends nothing more.

Me: Tom Holland looks so hot.
My friend: Who's Tom Holland?
Me: (Whacks friend with a baseball bat) Don't ever say that you don't know who he is.

by Gabe itch 420 April 9, 2019

Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

Tom

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home…..

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home..

by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021