skibidi toilet

A satanic piece of sh*t.

This sh*t is so bad it has more dislikes than likes

Example 1:
Dad: What's going on?
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi bobodi dip dip
Dad: *grabs a rocket launcher*
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: skibidi skibidi skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi dob dob dob yes yes
Dad: go to hell you piece of sh*t.
Dad: *triggers the rocket launcher and goes towards the pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7*
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: *dies*
Dad: good riddance.

Example 2:
My homie: yo whats poppin
Me: nothin much, what about u
My homie: yea im fine
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: hey guys
Me: yo
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: have you heard of skibidi toilet? it is such a good show you should watch it
Me: ...
My homie: ...
*Me and my homie beats him up*
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: AHHHHH!!
Me: skibidi toilet is the worst thing to ever exist.
My homie: Go to hell!
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: Stop!!
Me: *vomits after saying skibidi toilet*
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: IM SUFFOCATING PLEASE STOP
My homie: *grabs a pistol and shoots him*
Me: there we go we killed him
Police: you're under arrest for killing a kid
My homie: He liked skibidi toilet.
Police: In that case, THE WORLD IS GETTING BETTER! Take 1000$!
Me: Lets gooo!

by EpicDiepLoser77 January 29, 2024

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021

Beating it to Skibidi Toilet

When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio

Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard

by MinervaI March 27, 2024

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023