Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.

I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024

moone waxing around

Idk

Moone waxing around

by Love j gf e February 8, 2023

Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards

Bart mooned Chief Wiggum

by anonymous June 21, 2025

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

crying to the moon

To swear and scream in vain, because nobody can hear you or nobody cares.

There's no chance to make him understand, I'm just crying to the moon.

by tripps42 March 11, 2018

Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth

He just loaded his moon flute

by ICEANT December 19, 2020