"Woah look is that Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia? "
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
by Big man 6969funnyman April 26, 2021

Dylan is way cooler than you so get over it. Just don't pretend you want to play minecraft with him and then give up.
by Dylio930 October 24, 2019

by Adolf mofohitla April 20, 2020

A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
by kiteflyer May 31, 2024

You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020

Dylan Howells is a waftty twat that complains about everything. He is from Auschwitz meaning he is a Jew.
by BundaLengerz September 18, 2021
