wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016

Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

wet shannon

when somebody pleads for you to shit on her chest.

she kept begging for a wet shannon

by rick van tellushit May 6, 2017

wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.

person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.

by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020

Wet Rosie

The act of sticking one's penis in your oral area. Generally preformed by women, or swingers.

I just got a wet rosie in pizza hut.

by zoeytrench January 22, 2011

Wet bucket

A form of anal sex after taking a laxative.

Bro, I just had my first wet bucket last night.

by WetBucketEnthusiast69 May 8, 2022