canadian cock

Basically a cock....just Canadian

Calvin has a great cock, he's got the Canadian Cock

by Canadian Goose April 20, 2014

Alex of Cock

The act of being a wonderful Mathematician, whilst also getting A*s in everything and chair-shagging.

Hey, Alex of Cock, get off my chair with your weinus.

Das nasty.

by RonBodWettyPants June 1, 2010

cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?

Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

cock light

The act of using flamable liquid to draw a cock upon a neighbor's lawn, followed by lighting it on fire, thus producing a flaming, lit cock.

get the lighter fluid, were going to cock light the neighbors yard.

by d.evil August 4, 2009

cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.

"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"

by monkeybatter December 3, 2007

cock control

the ability to control ones cock. In sense of erections and lasting however long they want to during sexual acts. Most notable with being able to become a male pornstar!

Male fan: Is my cock big enough to be in pornos?
Pornstar: You gotta have cock control. That is what matters.

by imstoneybologna January 24, 2015

Cream of The Cock

A term for the sexiest man or the man with the biggest cock in a group(or field) of men.

Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.

Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!

by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013