1-800-273-8255

The US national suicide hotline number

If you are thinking of suicide please call 1-800-273-8255

by Mag91927 March 11, 2019

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1-900-MIX-A-LOT

The official number of kicking them nasty thoughts.

That ball on the ground is a nasty thought and upon dialing 1-900-MIX-A-LOT I shall kick it.

by MisterEmm August 21, 2014

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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

Spamton

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

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Ligue 1 Uber Eats

The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.

Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"

by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023

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1-800-588-2300

Empire! The infamous Empire carpet's phone number. It is a catchy commercial that has stuck in the minds of many. There is a video on youtube of a big guy dancing to this, and when the commercial says "Today!", he performs a death drop.

~1-800-588-2300 Empire!~

Today!

by psycholock August 10, 2019

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