Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.

"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.

by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019

Jake Goodeve

Loves polish birds and skipping gym. Has a lifelong rivalry with big Jaggar and a very gusty bedroom.( flatulence ) Fat.

Jake goodeve just glazed a Polski whatever next?!

by Fndkdihsben March 31, 2023

Jake Grimshaw

Gamma male and lover of big black cock

Jake Grimshaw is a gamma male

by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022

Jake

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.

Jake and Abraham Lincoln.

by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022

Jake Paul

A piece of shit that looks like a god damn big headed wig stand you would see at a fucking strip club. I've seen better acting on pornhub than i see on his videos.

Hey Mark, Jake Paul is a faggot ass bitch.

by Twitch.Tv_Zekken February 6, 2019

jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

Pocket Jake

me

"I am Pocket Jake."

by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021