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Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.
After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo
by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025
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Texas Tiebreaker

A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.
"aww dude, i realllly need a texas tiebreaker!"
"agreed dawg"
"get the cord."
by gloobi November 1, 2025
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Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda
He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.
by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020
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Texas torture

The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.
Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!
by Kamalot420 July 14, 2017
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University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.
Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."
by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021
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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018
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texas elite truckin

Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!
Ashely: Have you heard of that group Texas Elite Truckin?

Karen: Yes. That is the only group I can tolerate!!
by Karen365 November 16, 2020
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