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A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 18, 2020
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team unchained

Did you see how many reps we have to do on big bad booty day on team unchained?!
by Krispy_kremez November 24, 2021
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potato team

A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.
what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??
by potato overlordking November 29, 2016
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toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018
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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
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Team pet

The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"

"Oh, he's the team pet"
by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023
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Seal team six

to dunk one's hand into a glass of milk to retrieve an accidentally dropped cookie to prevent it from getting soggy
*drops cookie ito water
"Fuck it, i'm seal team six-ing this"
by Thundercats4eva February 19, 2015
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