Snow cowboy

The snow cowboy is jack. Jack doesn’t ride a horse he rides a bad ass 4wd avalanche that never gets stuck because us of the combination nations of the horse power of the truck and the sex appeal of jack.

Oh no my truck is stuck who should I call? Call the snow cowboy he can I’ll you out and get you pregnant in 5minuets.

by Laykes dad February 20, 2021

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

Snow Leopard

A single white woman, under forty, who gets made fun of for being Snow Plow bait.

You: There ain't no such thing as a Snow Leopard.
Me: You're looking at one.

by Towanda Birdie March 29, 2019

Snow day

when someone puts dandruff in your mouth and jerks you off

Logan gave Damian a snow day last week pretty hot

by jjjj.1998 November 9, 2021

Snow diver

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner

Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”

by shabbandrum March 12, 2023

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

snow hall

Curiosity killed the cat. Snow covers the tracks of those we provoke. Art is the ultimate form of which we walk. Take my words with a grain of salt. Do what you will. Make and create with passion

Did you see that piece of snow hall? Abstract.

by Abstract art September 5, 2022