Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

Hannah Smith

That one girl who you'll swear is too good for you and you won't want to let her go.

Is that hannah smith!?!
Yeah it is!!

by Bubbagump458 December 15, 2022

John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky

John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby

by MineDucky January 2, 2023

crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023

will smithing it

when you slap a girls ass so hard it goes viral

dude last night i was will smithing it to a girl last night, look at the views!

by cumsockballsnasty January 18, 2023

Mitro Smihal

a disgusting, gelatinous creature plaguing detective mcguffin. he operates in the shadows and is so grotesque the sight of him causes one to scratch their eyes out

“The mitro smihal case is one of great importance, I haven’t seen anything like it since the great corner piss scandal”

by Jertros January 19, 2023

Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023