The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
by byPagalinsaan October 22, 2019
Someone who won’t let you sleep. They are constantly making noise or doing something to wake you up so you can’t sleep
by Mandinew June 01, 2022
When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.
"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."
by randomacct128497124981 December 28, 2023
A concept of sleep camelling is referred to stocking up on sleep hours in order to later go without sleep for longer periods. It is possible that by sleeping more or longer over a period of time, your body is recharged and recovered and is able to endure longer periods of physical endurance.
Sleep camelling is recommended before a weekend of festival fun.
Young parents are often advised to do some sleep camelling in advance of arrival of the baby
Young parents are often advised to do some sleep camelling in advance of arrival of the baby
by ThWise June 11, 2024
The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023