Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.
Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.
by CBcooper April 30, 2025
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Simp Butler

A person, usually a man, who caters to undeserving women whom they put on a pedestal.
Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”

Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”
by ZodiakTheory1 September 09, 2021
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Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)
ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH
by MaxTheSimpProtector September 13, 2020
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akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over them also don’t look up horny. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.
Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
AKAZA SIMP?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.
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akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over akaza. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.
Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
Lady your an akaza simp?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.
by May 10, 2022
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Sand simp

When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.
Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.
by retard 46.0 May 02, 2020
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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai
hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
by kais ex bros September 04, 2020
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