sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots

Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!

by lambsarecool February 23, 2011

devil's salad

Any foodstuff that would make the average pussy cry, but which true men can handle like a champ.

Did you guys see him knock back those wings? That dude tossed the devil's salad like it was his!

by Overkill361 March 12, 2011

junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 6, 2011

Bone Fish Salad

Orally catching the ejaculate from inside the vagina or asshole creampie.

After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.

by satanmtb October 25, 2011

Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.

She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.

by Nigel tallywhacker May 20, 2023