by clovey March 10, 2022
You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.
Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
by william reid July 05, 2015
Kind of like a brain fart, but much more severe. This usually happens in a discord call with your closest friends because of course it does.
Friend: Have you seen Mike anywhere?
You: No I haven't seen hyimom.
Friend: Hyimom?
You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome
You: No I haven't seen hyimom.
Friend: Hyimom?
You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome
by VBSBazooka September 02, 2020
When you spent a lot of time on the streets but don't want to go back because of the risk of getting killed or beat up.
Lil Pump spent 20 years going to school and working in the hood that he developed Post Traumatic Street Disorder.
by Legal Gang$ta April 09, 2021
THE SAN DIEGAN HOMELESS PERSON SUFFERED FROM POST TRAUMATIC STREET DISORDER FROM LIVING ON THE STREETS.
by C4TWC.ORG March 07, 2018
In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual
Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!
by Fangirls everywhere August 21, 2012
Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.
by CozyBanx September 17, 2023