Schrödinger’s Player

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.

Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”

by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

Clash blaster player

A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.

“GET THIS CLASH BLASTER PLAYER OUT OF THE GAME!!!”

by Startupedition June 4, 2023

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99

Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99

by pxxceful July 22, 2023

NOOB Da Player

The most awesome Youtuber ever, the most coolest dude ever. got the best vids

NOOB Da Player: a guy who makes YouTube videos titled "do I suck at (insert game title) yes"

example being defined

word

subscriber: check out NOOB Da Player's Coolest video that isn't a scam

insert the The Epic Games store incident

by NOOB Da Player Fan#1 September 9, 2023

minion horde player

Someone who likes spamming minion horde and mega knight while riding big black cocks

"Dan is definitely gay"
"How do you know?"
"He's a minion horde player"

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

Choose Your Player

A terminology associated with the intro on video games. In 2020 it became a trending hashtag applied in a socially comedic/Idocyncratic /ironic riff used on social media platforms.

"Choose Your Player"

by FOXIE7 October 29, 2023