Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Golden Phonebox

When two men with a pissing fetish go dogging in a BT phonebox.

"Oh mate this phonebox smells awful!"

"yeah some dutty cretin has had a golden phonebox"

by I am so very cool October 14, 2018

awa phone call

Teacher is going to call home

If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome

by allisonq_3 November 25, 2018

Pay phone Boyfriend

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around

girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend

by the payee November 28, 2018

samsung phone

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.

“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”

by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019

Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019