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Icelandic Papercut

When a person ejaculates on a tray and spreads it out so it's nice and thin, then you put it in the freezer until it's completely frozen. After that, you scrape it off, and the frozen sperm should resemble a sheet of paper. Finally, you cut yourself with it.
"I just gave myself an Icelandic Papercut this other day"
by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025
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No Paper

When someone has no money; A person that’s broke
Damn, Brandon Machin actually has no paper, what a shame!
by mr.nopaper February 21, 2025
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Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.
I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.
by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025
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Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010
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Online News paper

by Suhuf.com.sa December 28, 2011
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joke-a-paper

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.
A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.
by Circus Room January 1, 2012
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