Goofy Ahh Noah

Dirty kid who loves sex, loves being gay, loves ballsacks, and is racist as hell. They make racist jokes and say they aren’t racist.

Person 1: “Bro you are such a Goofy Ahh Noah.”
Person 2: “I don’t make racist jokes, the jokes i make are not racist!”

by therockisdaddy November 9, 2022

Pass Me A Noah

Noah = Faggot
Fag = cigarette in British slang

Yo, pass me a Noah, would you?

by Goldie221 February 10, 2024

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

tamaya and noah

tamaya and noah are the sexiest goats alive and so funny. noah is the sweetest most kind hearted boy in the world, hes so beautiful, inside and out, and tamaya is so lucky to have noah. they are the best duo ever

"oh my gosh tamaya and noah are so sexy and goated"

by tamayadasexcgoat February 13, 2026

I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.

Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

And neither is Noah

Even under a different name I referred to myself as an employee of a group home and not the retard who lives there. How do you not get this? I'm just telling the truth guys. And how is ignoring the words I'm saying and doing whatever your were going to do working for you fuck face?

Hym "And neither is Noah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What part of 'she had better not be fucking this retard' do you not understand? Noah did not create AI. I don't know what he has been doing while I was not around but... PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO IT, HUH GUYS!?"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Pulling the Noah

Denying that you like a girl for years, and then randomly getting with them

Guys I’m not Pulling the Noah
Wyatt’s Pulling the Noah

by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz November 4, 2025