Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Fuel Dump

When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.

I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.

by captaincrunk February 8, 2020

Chegg Dumped

When your girl/guy breaks up with you and then also changes their chegg password that you shared

Damn, I just got chegg dumped, not only is my heart broken, but I am about to fail this exam too.

by NotNotNotNick April 3, 2020

Dump Lord

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.

Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing

by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020

Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.

What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.

by Madhog April 23, 2020

Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.

"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"

by Dumpers March 1, 2020