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Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.
There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team
by Max the goat February 24, 2019
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Hot max

Used by North East Bus enthusiasts to describe the Arriva bus brand "MAX"
Seen a hot max 7514
by Cumty durex bumholes August 1, 2022
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Max GD

A complete player that fucked justins daughter and probably stuck a moldy carrot up her ass. All the girls adore him but he's a short eshay wannabe with a horrific buzz cut and a hot brother.
"Wow is that Max GD? He is gay as fuck."
by pinky pinky toe June 4, 2022
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Max Nigga

If a short black kid that takes off his shirt and says nigga alot is annoying you, they are called a 'Max Nigga'
'My short black friend is a 'Max Nigga' all the time'
by TheWatcher144 November 5, 2022
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Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life
max's mum is a baddie
by maxs little brother August 21, 2022
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Maxing

(verb) a state of being outrageously cool
that girl is maxing, i can never talk to her !
by astronaut0000001 May 22, 2016
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Max

Max is an incredible, amazing, loyal, cute and hilarious young fellow. He always finds a way to make people laugh and everybody loves him. He usually gets misunderstood by a lot of people and walked all over on but that doesn't stop him from from being the incredible light that he is. He'll do ANYTHING to see somebody smile and I literally mean ANYTHING. He always puts others first but usually he doesn't have somebody like that in his life to look out for him. Max I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done for me. You're actually really cute! If you ever find this Max NEVER lose him you will regret it I promise you. Max only trusts a few people and hides his feelings behind his gorgeous smile. He is very protective of his friends and crush. ;) He loves hugs, holding hands under tables, nicknames, dogs, and making people happy. Never lose that Max of yours. I love you so much Max. You're an amazing (little bit more than) friend! ~Goldie ;)
me: where is max???
friend: OH there he is!!
me: YAYYYYYYYY *starts hyperventilating*
by Goldie ;) December 16, 2021
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