kyle

Kyle, the most clueless friend anyone could ask for. He is extremely clueless and very caring. Sometimes has humor that is hard to understand. He will always be there for you to ask you a question, and he acts clueless. Defends his cluelessness and his "questions." When you meet a kyle never lose him... because that would be the worst mistake you could ever make. He's the best at being clueless.

that man is a kyle

by Jenoah May 4, 2021

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Kyle Marshall

a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something

"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"

by anonymous September 18, 2021

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Kyle

The epitome of an edgy adrenaline junkie, they wear monster tank tops and aviators and baseball caps of famous sports team and are typically a young adult male. they have a skateboard with loads of stickers, a dirt bike that they use for motocross sports, and an atv they take off roading. they are known to consume large amounts of alcohol and energy drinks (mostly Monster Energy) and are known to throw hands when confronted (most of the time they just punch holes in the drywall of their home) they also have a lot of tattoos.

Kyle came over the other day and drank all my monsters and punched a hole in the wall. we then went skateboarding.

Dude stop wearing that edgy outfit, you look like a fucking Kyle.

by Emerald Sage July 28, 2024

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