Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

by Black male August 4, 2019

Jake meola

He is a chill friend but is an asshole at the same time. He thinks he’s the shit and can wheelie a bike but can’t pick it up for his life.

Yo look at Jake meola trying to wheelie

by Jake meola August 4, 2019

A dude Jake

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!

Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!

Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!

by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019

Jaking

showing divine interest in an individual and then flaking and pretending they don’t exist. like a one night stand but
with feelings.

i know he wouldn’t pull through. he’s jaking on me again.

yea i have no plans because he jaked on me.

by cliffordthebigreddoggo August 14, 2019

jake

big dong

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake

by aligatoe August 17, 2019

Jake

A pain in the ass no it all who thinks he is always right and gets on everyone’s nerves

Jake is such a no it all

by Dwp August 18, 2019

Jake

A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.

1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.

by 69 boiguer 68 August 19, 2019