Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's

Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does

by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )

The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick

by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017

Jacob

cunt

hey look it’s the cunt ‘jacob’

by Harrold Busk September 27, 2022

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

Jacob clit

An action of when you take Jacobs daughter and hit her clit with your peen

I just Jacob clitted her last night

by Jacob clit June 8, 2019

jacob

a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.

person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake

by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022