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Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021
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Post K-Drama Syndrome

The syndrome that is prevalent in many youths after watching K-Dramas(or even animes). It often brings about a sense of despair, loneliness, and a strong urge to find a girlfriend/boyfriend. It can sometimes even lead to depression when severe, and can blur one's standards.

The causes:
While watching a drama, one becomes fully immersed in the characters—especially the couples—that the barrier between the drama and real life starts to dissolve. After one finishes watching the drama, the comparatively lackluster life of the viewer brings about a craving for an experience similar to the story. This catalyzes many relationships that are destined to fail.
Alex liked ————— because of his post k-drama syndrome. He wouldn't have dated her otherwise but the syndrome hindered his judgement and lowered his standards.

Alex was super depresso because of his post k-drama syndrome.
by Won Suck Chode January 3, 2020
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post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry
by ———— March 3, 2019
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Post Band Discovery Obsession

In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual
Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!
by Fangirls everywhere August 20, 2012
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Post Traumatic Down Syndrome

Kind of like a brain fart, but much more severe. This usually happens in a discord call with your closest friends because of course it does.
Friend: Have you seen Mike anywhere?

You: No I haven't seen hyimom.

Friend: Hyimom?

You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome
by VBSBazooka September 1, 2020
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Post Traumatic Nut Disorder

You remember a traumatic memory after busting a nut
Baji suffered from Post Traumatic Nut Disorder after fucking the shit out of Chifuyu’s ass
by clovey March 10, 2022
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Post 4th of July Blues

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.
(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
by New English July 7, 2011
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