When you slip a laxities in someone’s onion and convince them to have sex and decide to put it in the ass unleashing a full auto onion smear
by Unknown Americans September 2, 2022
Get the Full auto onion smearmug. An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done
2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done
2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
by Paufan December 9, 2008
Get the Half Life: Full Life Consequencesmug. A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.
A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
Get the Ass made for a face full of pillowmug. by James November 9, 2004
Get the Go eat a bowl full of dicksmug. Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.
Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007
Get the Few Cards Short of a Full Deckmug. A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.
by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017
Get the Arse like a pillowcase full of weaselsmug. intently badly spelt fan fiction by squirrelking it was later made into a series by Djy1991 and LordTeisel for youtube
by Orangadan July 12, 2009
Get the Half-Life Full-life Consequencesmug.