Ethan

A guy who isn't very cool, he tells a shit ton of lies and is a fucking fraud, he is also extremely stupid

Him: "Hey have you seen the new kid Ethan?"
Him 2: "Ew"

by unggoy November 10, 2021

Ethan

Someone who has gingeritus.
Also plays 7 hours of Fortnite a day

Girls stay away from Ethan he has gingeritus!

by XxCocksucker69xX February 02, 2019

Ethan

Someone who is probably retarded and makes jokes that are not funny

Ethan: what do you call a person who eats children?
Me: what?
Ethan: a person who eats children!

by waz up dan6966969696966996 December 09, 2022

Ethan

A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!

Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!

by Ethans lover May 19, 2020

Ethan

a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time

“man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay”
“you’re just so nice”

by lil big ho September 02, 2019

Ethan

A complete form of the person that is Ethan

If that makes sense

I am feeling like an Ethan today

by Etan Buns January 17, 2019

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022