Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Fuel Dump

When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.

I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.

by captaincrunk February 8, 2020

Chegg Dumped

When your girl/guy breaks up with you and then also changes their chegg password that you shared

Damn, I just got chegg dumped, not only is my heart broken, but I am about to fail this exam too.

by NotNotNotNick April 3, 2020

Dump Lord

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.

Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing

by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020

Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.

What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.

by Madhog April 23, 2020

vibe dump

When you're just vibing in a comfortable place, absorbing the vibes out there

Guy 1: Dude, what have you done yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, me? I was just being a vibe dump...
Guy 1: Damn, that's chill as hell

by Xx_bananaboi_xX April 29, 2020

Screen dump

Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).

Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.

by Bogmaster May 15, 2020