douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

douche backup

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.

Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"

by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010

douche bag

The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. Douche bag, or douche refers to bad qualities, specifically one's swagger, ignorance, and/or cruel intentions.

Michael Moor's such a douche bag because he places himself on a pedestal in his movies.

by Zepln8989 April 20, 2009

Vagiant Douche

Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch

Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness

Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies

by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011

Sophisticated Douch

A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.

Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."

by Person of the FTW November 2, 2010

DOUCHE MOVE!!

When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...

*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!

by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009

Douche Bone

When a woman gets a sex-change and becomes a "man", the penis of the new "man" is called a Douche Bone.

Her pussy is now a massive douche bone!

by semajdroflah December 28, 2007