Dad

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

by Mushroom, Baby! December 21, 2021

the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

Dad

Cody

Cody is a dad

by Magic Mechanic September 8, 2020

no dad

dream

you fat no dad

by mr man of good April 23, 2022

Dad kisser

Pathetic QLD Cunt that's kisses their dad on the lips

Went to origin the other night, you should have seen the Blues destroy the Dad Kisser's.

by Yeahnahcunt September 20, 2022

ur dad gae

the implication of your father figure (you don't have one) being homosexual. brother to 'ur mom gae'.

liam: "hey, hey, hey dumbass, guess what?"
jordan: "what now???"
liam: "ur dad gae"
jordan: "Liam, I genuinely am concerned for you and your sanity. Please for the love of God, get help."
liam: "HEHEHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEAHEHAEHAEHAEA UR DAD GAE YOU GULLIBLE PRICK AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ScarceOriginality March 3, 2022

Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.

by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019