Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee

Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee

by tbor852 November 4, 2025

Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.

Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.

by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025

Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Euphemism for Fucking Your friends Mum In The Face

Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?

by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

To offer you organic fairtrade fresh air-roasted coffee
that makes you feel as good as it tastes.
Our business is anchored by our commitment
to nature, to coffee farmers and to you.

And, St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters’ coffee is available at all these events.

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023