Bowling Green Massacre 

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

Bowling Green Massacre by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

Bowlth 

More than 1 but less than 3. It's an alternative way to say "both" for people that are perceived to be smarter than others.

It is believed to have originated on the streets of Seattle as a special form of communication amongst seagulls.

Stali: "You better pick up that poop in the backyard or you will get the full treatment!"

Juanton: "Hand me bowlth of the poop bags. There is too much poop to fit in a single bag."

Bowlth by prestige worldwide October 25, 2012

colon bowler 

One frequently visits the lanes of anothers rectum with the use of his nicely shined bowling balls. Unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones balls as deep into the gutter as they can. Usually denotes a raging homosexual. San Francisco is well known for it's professional colon bowling league.

"Did you see that guy? He was obviously a colon bowler!"

"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."

"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"

colon bowler by Nooger & a ninja February 24, 2005

bowling for soup 

They are nicest bunch of guys anyone could wish to meeet! They kick ass!!

I have just met bowling for soup, "They are nicest bunch of guys anyone could wish to meeet! They kick ass!!"

bowling for soup by SOUPBOWLERKATIE September 7, 2003

BowlGirl 

The WORST shock site of all time, im serious. It makes 3 guys 1 hammer, BME Pain olympics, and 1 guy 2 spoons seem like childs play. First you have this asian girl with a metal bowl sticking her entire hand down her throat and then barfing into the bowl and eating it and then barfing it again and eating it again and she does that until there's blood. it is sooooooo gross!!!!

bowlgirl was a girl Barfing into a bowl and eating it

BowlGirl by fraroc September 12, 2009

Bowling Alley Hot 

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.

-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.

Bowling Alley Hot by Franklin Turdz October 6, 2008

Bowled Out 

High As A Mothafucka

Guy 1 Bro You Joe Just Smoked 13 bowls he is bowled out
Guy 2 I Know Bro Were All High lol

Bowled Out by john1234norris24 July 24, 2011