TikTok Cock Block

When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.

Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.

I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.

by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 17, 2021

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Rasta Block Party

When bricks of seized weed goes up up smoke by the PoPo and the surrounding area get's a contact high.

"DAMN! There's going to be a Rasta Block Party since they busted that illegal grow down the street."

by Bread of Corn December 29, 2015

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Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch

Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.

by antpimp August 31, 2013

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