The American Metaphysical Circus

An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.

Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."

Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"

Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."

Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)

by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010

The American School System

The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.

Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"

Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."

Kids: "G

Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."

by dominiclopez September 23, 2021

North American Trifecta

When an American has sex with either a Canadian in Mexico or an Mexican in Canada.

"Did you hear that Jake completed the north american trifecta during spring break in Cancun"

by Hittin it from behind January 10, 2013

Fat American Cow

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.

Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.

by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011

An American Ass-Strike

When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.

God Bless America

Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.

by bclahr18 March 15, 2011

standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017

American White Women

Specimen which cannot handle not being at the center of attention for five days. Hijacked the LGBT movement and made up neogenders so they can push themselves into yet another space they're not apart of and now they're hijacking BLM.

American White Women are a disease

by Slayyytard November 19, 2020