bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? January 1, 2012

Ass Diamond

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.

Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....

by DrMcRofl February 22, 2011

Passing Ass

Passing Ass is when someone FARTS!

Hey buddy, is that you Passing Ass over there!?

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

ass moratorium

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

by ncbro4 September 18, 2009

Ass Dive

When a man stand on a diving board, jumps, and the sticks his peniss into a womans asshole. This is painful and difficult

"that was a vey hard "Ass Dive"."

by ImSoF***d June 5, 2009

Ass Loofah

A loofah primarily use for the srubbage of ass

Bro, I hope you didn't use my ass loofah on your face

by Cornelius Pumpernickel June 21, 2010