slut weed

Mistletoe.

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 9, 2008

weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Weeds

(Mostly american) Black people, as their propensity for crime, out of control violence, rape, and total lack of accountability deems them to be the weeds of society and humanity. See Margaret Sanger's thoughts and opinions if you need clarification.

Person1 :That poor kid was beaten to death by that gang of black students at his high school.
Person2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.

by MosesI February 15, 2024

Gutter Weed

When your weed is so terrible, it might as well have grown in a gutter.

"bruh what the fuck is that? Did you grow that yourself? looks like gutter weed bro"

by waspmeister August 8, 2021

Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.

Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!

by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Weed Famine

The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.

“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”

by witches240 October 1, 2021